Archive for April, 2007

Peaking Behind the Curtain

Friday, April 27th, 2007

The greatest baseball game I’ve ever watched was Tom Glavine versus the Cleveland Indians in Game 6 of the 1995 World Series. Glavine was playing for the Braves at the time, but this particular game wasn’t Atlanta against Cleveland; it was Glavine versus the Indians. Eight innings of one-hit, shutout baseball. Glavine was brilliant and captured the MVP along with Atlanta’s only World Series. It was a great disappointment when Mark Wohlers came on to close in the final inning. Glavine was so on his game I truly believe he could have pitched another half-dozen innings. It was Glavine’s greatest performance on the greatest of stages and has reached mythic proportions in my memory.

It would be almost a decade until I would witness a similar exhibition of grit and determination. When Curt Schilling took the mound in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS, it was a battle of wills. It wasn’t a battle between Schilling and the “Evil Empire” Yankees; this epic match was between a man and his gimpy ankle. To this day, it’s symbolized by a bloody sock.

This week television play-by-play announcer Gary Thorne brought up a rumor during a Baltimore Orioles game saying the sock may have been a farce, nothing more than a prop. He stated Boston catcher Doug Mirabelli had said the “blood” was paint and it was just a ploy to deceive the Yankees. On the surface, the story might be true. The infamous stocking is socked away in Cooperstown and it’s not as if those folks want to find out if it’s a hoax or not so we’re not likely to see them offer up DNA testing. (The sock is Cooperstown’s equivalent to the Shroud of Turin — and the Hall of Fame is just slightly more protective of their materials than the Vatican is of theirs.) Schilling’s media savvy also seems to be working against him because nobody would doubt the crafty pitcher was shrewd enough to pull such a hoax. In the end, Mirabelli vehemently denied Thorne’s statement causing the announcer to recant and admit he may have misinterpreted context of what the Red Sox catcher had originally said. The story of the Bloody Sock that Wasn’t was dead as a national story and destined for a life on the conspiracy nut circuit.

But I’m not done with it. I’m mad at Thorne. Not because he relayed a story without having the facts straight – he’s got three hours to fill up during a game, and more than 150 games to repeat the feat. Thorne is going to speak off-the-cuff because he has to. No, the part I’m upset about is the subject matter. Why tarnish what many consider an epic moment in baseball history? There isn’t a baseball fan alive who doesn’t realize the significance of the bloody sock. You don’t even have to like the Red Sox or Yankees to know how important that game was to those two organizations and baseball in general. Curt Schilling became a folk hero that night.

I’m not a fan of revisionist history. It’s said history is written by the victors and it’s true. It’s important to look at history books with a grain of salt and realize the perspective of the author. But baseball isn’t real life. It’s a game played by grown men wanting to hold onto childhood. Fans watch to be distracted from everyday life. Why can’t we have mythic heroes? Why do the fun police have to ruin the party? Why did Gary Thorne have to go all Dorothy on us and peak behind the emerald curtain?

Whether it was blood (and I still believe it was) or paint, the sock didn’t alter the score. Sock or no sock, the Red Sox beat the Yanks that night. But let’s face it; the bloody sock makes the memory that much better.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

…Especially if he’s holding a can of red paint.

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Catching Up Is Hard To Do

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

By Jeffrey Petts

So much has happened in the world of sports since we last got together. The NHL and NBA playoffs are under way. Major League Baseball is settling into a rhythm. The NFL Draft is looming. We’ve got a lot to discuss.

NHL Playoffs
This might be the nastiest first round of the playoffs I can remember. Between the constant goaltender collisions in the Pittsburgh-Ottawa series and the overall surliness of the Calgary-Detroit battles, I found myself wondering if the actual playoffs had begun considering all of the undisciplined play on display. A couple of quick observations:

* If the NHL truly wants to remove goon behavior from the game, then they’ve got to dole out punishment regardless of it being the post-season. Jarome Iginla’s stick tactics probably would have warranted a suspension during the regular season but when the calendar changes to April and there’s an elimination game to be played, the Commissioner’s Office turns a blind eye when it concerns one of the game’s elite players. If the league won’t step in, the players are forced to protect themselves. And then the thuggery continues.

* Running the goalie has got to stop. I can remember back in the 80s when a viable way to score was to throw the puck on net and plow through the crease. It was an absurd (and dangerous) way to score but eventually it started to work; referees began to allow the occasional goal to stand. Though I haven’t witnessed a goal count this way in ’07, refs have been less willing to penalize the offending player than in recent past. It’s a slippery slope.

* On the bright side, this playoff has been particularly exciting. As long as the NHL stays committed to calling penalties, the speed of the game can be enjoyed at its fullest. Hooking and obstruction aren’t “old time hockey”; they’re tactics of the lowest common denominator. If you haven’t been watching the NHL playoffs this year, then you’re missing some of the best hockey in more than a decade. (The NHL playoffs have been putrid since around 1996 and the Neutral Zone Trap wasn’t nearly as much to blame as the amount of whistles that were swallowed by officials.) Hockey is back. Embrace it.

* Marty Turco will be the goat once again in Dallas as the Stars lost Game 7 to the Canucks 2-1 on Monday. Marty pitched three shutouts in the series and yet he’ll continue to wear the label of a goalie that can’t win the big game. (Forget the two NCAA championships he won at the University of Michigan.) It’s a shame because Turco is an elite goalie for a team that can’t score enough to win. A change of scenery would probably do Turco some good. (And I think the Red Wings could probably find a jersey to fit him as Dominic Hasek will be enjoying AARP benefits sooner than later.)

NBA Playoffs
I’ll offer more on the NBA when I get a feel for which up-and-coming star the officials are going to give every call to. The first round of the NBA playoffs is merely a tool up for the big teams (as if they need an extra week to get ready for the playoffs after a grueling 82-game season).

MLB
Seven things I would bet on in Vegas:

* Matt Cain is for real.
* Felix Pie isn’t.
* Charlie Manuel isn’t long for his job.
* Bobby Cox still is. (Seventeen years and still going strong.)
* Barry Bonds is so wildly unpopular he’ll come up with mysterious ailments for road games to ensure he breaks Hank Aaron’s record at AT&T Park (the Giants’ home field).
* Hank Aaron isn’t going to change his mind and be there. While we’re at it, Bud Selig won’t be there either.
* Hey Yankee fans, that’s spite fueling A-Rod’s epic offensive explosion. You’ll understand when he’s playing elsewhere next year.

NFL Draft
I’m not a draftnik by any means. Frankly, I don’t pay much attention to any amateur draft because it’s much ado about nothing. Most players require a great deal of molding before they can aspire to greatness in any professional league. Tom Brady blossomed under Bill Belichick. Does anyone believe he would be a two-time Super Bowl MVP if he were drafted by the Arizona Cardinals? Right place, right time, right player.

With all that said, I believe the Raiders are throwing up a smoke screen and quarterback JaMarcus Russell is their true target. That puts the Lions on the hot seat at #2 and you can expect them to drop the ball. If they trade down, it’s only because they’re afraid of making a mistake with the pick. If they keep their pick, they’ll go conservative and take Brady Quinn. Either way, they lose. I’m not one for “sexy” picks but if Calvin Johnson is as good as most scouts believe, the Lions can’t pass him up. The Lions need receivers even though two of their last three have flopped. Maybe Matt Millen will channel Admiral Farragut. Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

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A Trip to the Minors

Monday, April 16th, 2007

One need only read a few posts on Canon Fodder when you’ll quickly realize I’m a big baseball fan. I’ve had season tickets to the Detroit Tigers for nine seasons now. (Even had them for the dreadful 2003 campaign.) MLB Extra Innings package for the big screen at home? Got it. Way too elaborate fantasy baseball league I take a wee bit too seriously? Check. Out of town for minor league tickets? I’ve got that too.

No joke. As if I don’t get enough baseball already, I’ve got a buddy in Toledo who supplies me with prime tickets for Detroit’s AAA farm club, the Toledo Mud Hens. When Opening Day rolls around in Toledo, I make the 80-mile trip down I-75 and plop down in my favorite seat two rows behind the Mud Hens’ dugout. I make four or five jaunts down to Toledo each season, but Opening Day is always special. There’s just something about the first day of baseball season in a minor league town.

If you’ve never been to a minor league baseball game, well, you don’t know what you’re missing. The parks are smaller than those in the big leagues, but that is a benefit for fans. You’re right on top of the action. How much does a seat two rows behind the dugout cost for a typical major league team? $50? $60? More? My seat in Toledo goes for a whopping $8. If the average American family is having trouble affording a day at the ballpark, they’re looking in the wrong ballparks.

Are you tired of overpaid prima donnas lackadaisically playing in a game you paid full price for? The minors are full of young bucks trying to nudge their way into the majors and over-the-hill journeymen just trying to keep getting paid for a game they love playing. These guys leave it on the field every day, every pitch.

(By this point, I hope I’ve won you over to give minor league baseball a try. If not, then you’re probably not going to understand the rest of today’s post.)

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